Neckbeards 101

Urban Dictionary defines neckbeards as slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al. It's essentially a nerd's derogatory term for a nerd. If you hear this being murmured by a gaggle of acne ridden anime fans, now you know that they aren't casting a spell on you, but merely making fun of their own kind.

Everyone knows a neckbeard, some of you may actually be one. I wouldn't consider myself a neckbeard, but no nerd ever would. That being said, there are days when I just roll out of bed, sans shower/shave, and book it to class. I do make an attempt to cover up my unkempt appearance by wearing a hat to hide my bed head, and at the very least brush my teeth. But I didn't bring this up to divulge my own poor grooming habits.

The reason I bring up neckbeards is that I'm starting to notice the term begin to bridge the gap into popular culture, and I thought it'd be appropriate to share a few examples. You know, to clarify....and so you too can point out dirty nerds and mock them without remorse.

A neck beard in it's early stages. Intermittent showering patterns begin.

Neckbeards begin to become proud of their achievements as they must endure heavy ridicule to reach their goal.





A senior neckbeard sited at my place of employment. Note the cut-off jeans and fanny pack, a signature style of old school neckbeards.





A highly advanced neckbeard. He intimidates other neckbeards by showcasing his realistic toy guns, and dull knives.